Frankenstein's hunchbacked lab assistant (female Igor) with brain

Online dating and singles events are a dispiriting hellscape.

Instead, design your ideal human being below in just two minutes. If your human is found, details and photos will be shown instantly.

Exchange messages with your human for free without limits. No sign-up. No profile or password to create. No paid options.

Your human will respond to your message within 24 hours and is required to use courtesy, lower case letters, and capital letters! (The humans in this experiment are here by invitation only, and high standards are enforced using mild electric shocks.)

All answers are optional

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My Human
Choose as many traits as you wish

FemaleMalePhishing Scam

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Life Goals

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Personality or Lack Thereof

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Sorry! This experiment is limited, and currently can only design single male humans for single female humans. Suggested alternative: go outside.

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